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Mar 22 2013

go-findd-yourselff:

thatlarryfeeling:

fancifullauren:

burrenbari:

fadeintocase:

helioscentrifuge:

Hey. Don’t just scroll past. Come back and watch this. You need it more than you know.

holy shit.

the time out of your day to watch this will not be wasted, I assure you.

Okay seriously, yall need to watch this. 

Please watch this

This is the most incredible thing I’ve watched.
This is so moving. Everyone needs to watch this.

This is so beautiful

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Mar 07 2013
laughingisbetter:

decaffeinate-o:

samfosho:

randomredux:

flyajess:

so that’s how keys work.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM TO FINALLY SEE HOW THIS WORKS.

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE UNTIL SOMEONE SHOWS ME HOW PICK IT.



Tumblr, teaching people how to break into locks since 2007.

laughingisbetter:

decaffeinate-o:

samfosho:

randomredux:

flyajess:

so that’s how keys work.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM TO FINALLY SEE HOW THIS WORKS.

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE UNTIL SOMEONE SHOWS ME HOW PICK IT.

image

Tumblr, teaching people how to break into locks since 2007.

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HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!  Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

(Source: kellyjacobsbooks, via healthyfulfilledlife)

386,249 notes

Mar 04 2013
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

letshope:
Sickest Candle ever.
at first i was like:whoa big flame
and then i was all like: WHOAAAAAAAAAAA SMALLER FLAMES
avy like
DUDE
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

letshope:

Sickest Candle ever.

at first i was like:whoa big flame

and then i was all like: WHOAAAAAAAAAAA SMALLER FLAMES

avy like

DUDE

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

(Source: bored-im)

447,088 notes

Feb 18 2013

This is what our teacher taught us on the last day of French class.  Did I mention she’s awesome?

This is what our teacher taught us on the last day of French class.  Did I mention she’s awesome?

(Source: itsadamparker, via avantbear)

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Jan 18 2013
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mizbingley:

What god do I speak to in order to give proper thanks for the existence of this person bless

Oh im no God just fierce as hell ;D and you’re welcome ^_^

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Jan 10 2013
Jan 04 2013

10knotes:

youbetailsibesonic:

THAT IS NOT A NORMAL GOAT NOISE

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

(Source: videohall)

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